Dear Microsoft Word,
I hate you and your auto-formatting. You constantly tease me and say that autoformatting will save me time and help me complete my documental task. Besides, it’s not really like I have a choice, right? But time and time again your autoformatting takes up 10x as long as it would’ve just taken to do it myself. Not to mention the urgent feeling I have to throw my computer against the wall. Thank you for the headache I have today because of this.
Sincerely,
Meredith